Joan was a curious 5-year-old girl who loved the woods near her house. day, while wandering the forest, she stumbled upon a mysterious glowing flower. Intrigued, she reached out to touch it and suddenly felt a strange sensation in her belly.

As the day went on, Joan started feeling more and more uncomfortable She tried to focus in school, but the strange feeling wouldn't go away. Suddenly, in the middle of class, she felt a sharp pain and realized she going into labor.

Panicked and confused, Joan gave birth to a tiny baby right there in the classroom. But something was not right. She also felt the urge to go to the bathroom. Without thinking, she did her business on the baby and then threw up on it.

The other children in the class were shocked and horrified by what they saw. Joan didn't know what to do. She felt a mix of emotions - fear, embarrassment, and confusion. How could this have happened to her?

As the teacher rushed to call for help, Joan sat there, cradling the baby in her arms, trying to make sense of the strange turn of events. Little did she know, this was just the beginning of a truly bizarre and magical journey that would change her life forever.